Recently, more and more caught in the web works, in which the authors, with varying degrees of success, SEO- weave words. Sometimes it 's funny. have already been. SEO- tale. and SEO- verse. I was curious to try their hand at the genre of SEO- opera. Laugh out loud!.
SEO- TRAGIC OPERA ...
We rewrite. Shakespeare.
libretto.
The characters are:.
Othello - crawler.
Desdemona - a new site (white and fluffy ).
Iago - spammer.
In search of the site clean and bright haunting expanses of the Internet search robot Othello. Many people he met along the way. Among them were outright scams, and varezniki, shamelessly violating copyright. Poisonous seeds of spam and tasteless advertising penetrated into the remotest corners of the web. Tired of the endless battles with the enemy, Othello longs for honesty and spelling literacy.
And suddenly - his eyes opened Desdemona, bright and unexpected, decorated comfortably and tastefully. Original articles and illustrations easily withstand the test of Desdemona and Plagiatus CopyScape.
In severe heart Othello wake new, not previously unexplored feelings.
He sings:.
Dizzy,.
As of absinthe.
Although tasted.
I spent the whole Internet -.
I have not seen.
More original content!.
In addition,.
Very nice interface!.
Desdemona impulsively rushes to meet him, Othello takes his hands in his, pressed to her breast, and sings with emotion:.
In the obscurity.
I'm tired of wasting away!.
I waited for you,.
My robot, my Othello!.
I'm in a sea of the Internet.
With you swim.
all ready.
Indexed to be!.
Lovers go hand in hand, on the fly registering in directories and social bookmarking.
For this idyll of the bushes watching treacherous Iago. His heart is overflowing with jealousy and anger. Once upon a time, in love with Desdemona, he fell asleep her e-mail advertising links, hoping that proud Desdemona turn their attention to it. But all the messages were in the basket without even reading.
Cooking in love with a terrible revenge on Iago sings:.
Arrogant woman!.
Are you disdain.
Destroyed my dreams!.
Death will.
For your salvation!.
Even though you're a genius.
Pure beauty!.
Will a bunch of stuff.
I swear! .
Using someone else's IP, Iago puts spam in the comments links to articles Desdemona. Then toss Othello about Desdemona's infidelity and commercialism.
Not understanding, enraged Othello blocks or the innocent Desdemona in his arms. Desdemona dies.
CURTAIN.